October 4, 2014: Five for Five

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Week 5 picks are upon us.  My record so far stands at 10-17.  Here’s the thing… I don’t like the chalk.  I don’t like playing favorites.  I don’t like following what all the experts say.  I’m just as much of an expert as any of these guys anyways… in my own mind.  So, that’s why I do this.  That’s why I make my opposite picks each week.  That’s why I’m not doing so well…haha.  This week, I got my 5 picks for week 5 that will go 5 for 5.  Book it!

QB:  Tom Brady over Drew Brees

Another thing, I don’t make small upset picks… I make BIG ones.  We all saw New England get pasted this past Monday night.  We all heard Brady talking about how bad the offense has been.  We all know they’re playing undefeated Cincinnati in Primetime on Sunday Night in Foxboro this week.  You think Belicheck, Brady, and the Pats have any pride?  Brady will put up old school Brady numbers and surpass the #3 rated QB this week in Drew Brees.

RB:  Doug Martin over LeSean McCoy

He’s finally healthy, and I like the matchup this weekend.  McCoy hasn’t been the #1 overall guy that he was supposed to be so far, and that scares me a bit.  But… I still like the St. Louis defense to contain him, and prevent him from having a huge game.  So, Doug Martin over the #3 rated RB this week Shady McCoy.

WR:  Larry Fitzgerald over Demaryius Thomas

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TE:  Zach Ertz over Larry Donnell

Just a gut feeling here.  I’m sick of the darling TE Donnell, especially since I’m playing against him this week.  I think the St. Louis defense will play tough, and Ertz may become Foles’ favorite target.

Wild Card:  Brian Quick over Jamaal Charles

How can I pick over one of my fantasy players?  The answer is I didn’t.  As quickly as I acquired Charles, I moved him… essentially for Giovanni Bernard.  One of the other guys I acquired in this deal… you got it, Brian Quick.  It’s not that simple… Charles has a tough matchup, while Quick has a good one, so yeah, I actually do think this could happen… for one week…. one week only….this week!

It’s not easy putting yourself out there every week with these picks.  I’ve looked pretty stupid on some of my losses, but some of them, I’ve been in the ballpark.  Some of the wins, I’ve looked like a straight genius.  Remember, I’m going against a room full of experts who get paid to do this shit.  You know how much I get paid to make these picks?  As much as you get paid to read this crap…haha.  I’m going to keep doing it, and hopefully you will too.  Together, we will achieve greatness… one day.  Helloooooooo Week 5!

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