August 14, 2018: The Hate Files XXXIV

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It took long enough…  If you’ve been around long enough, you find a reason to hate almost every team.  This has come to the surface lately as my son gets more and more into baseball.  We’ll do the matchups… this team vs that team… who do you want to win?  Of course, we never involve the Cubs because they would always be picked, but every other team is fair game.  The Cardinals are easy; any team playing them will be the team that I pick.  The Padres, Marlins, Diamondbacks, Mets, and Dodgers are teams that I pick against most of the time… if you’re a Cubs fan, you can figure out why I dislike each of those teams.  But there’s one other team that has climbed the list lately… and now we’re here.

Six months since a Hate File is almost unhealthy; need to let that hate out once in a while.  This team wasn’t even on the radar when I was growing up.  Residing in the American League, they were actually big rivals of the White Sox; didn’t really bother me that much.  Since then, they have switched to the National League and reside in the same division as the Cubs… and they’re only 90 miles away.  Yep, it’s the Milwaukee Brewers; welcome to your Hate File.

Since they don’t seem to be going away this year, and just pummeled the Cubs this Tuesday, it feels like the perfect time.  I actually didn’t mind them back in the day… liked a lot of their players… Paul Molitor, Robin Yount, Cecil Cooper.  Their uniforms weren’t bad either.  But now, they suck.  I did like Lorenzo Cain before he became one of them, but other than that, they’re all crappy.

Ryan Braun?  That’s your hero?  Steroid boy…  What a buster.  Loser manager after loser manager… Yost, Sveum, Counsell.  You give some dude who said some pretty ugly things a standing ovation?  Brewer fans may be among the stupidest fans in major league baseball.  It doesn’t surprise me.  Remember, they are in the land of the Cheesehead.

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Their ownership isn’t too smart either.  Take for example this year… seriously needing pitching… starters, relievers, anything… and they go out and add 2 bats.  They’re inferior to the Cubs in every which way, and boy are they jealous.  They tried pulling some crap where Cubs fans with an Illinois zip code couldn’t buy tickets to the games.  Again, another stupid move.  Most fans in the lower half of the state of Wisconsin are Cubs fans too; nice try idiots.  And the fans that do like the Brewers… yeah, they’ll flip those tickets in a second to Cubs fans making the trek up there.

And yeah, it may have been 108 years since the Cubs won, but they did win… twice back in the day and in 2016; that’s 3 World Series championships.  Remind me again how many times the Brewers have won the World Series since they started as the Seattle Pilots back in 1969.  That’s OK, I got you… zip, zero, zilch, nada.

So as the Brewers hang tight into August, at the end of the day, how worried are you about them?  Not much, because they haven’t given anybody one good reason to worry about them ever.  The Brewers are a second class organization with lowlife fans.  They will never be worth a crap, and that’s why I hate them.  Don’t try to hang with us… go away, go back where you belong… on the couch in October, watching real teams compete for the World Series.  Enjoy your cheese bitches.

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  1. MK

    The Cubs vs the red turds is a real rivalry…has been for years. The Cubs vs the brewcrew? Nah, not yet at least. I mean, what exactly have they done? Yes, they are playing good baseball this year, but they are still fighting it out for 2nd place right now, still looking up at the Cubs. The Cubs are 9-4 vs the brew this year with 6 games left to be played. Is anyone afraid of them? I’m not. Maybe I’m being overconfident based on how the brew is playing, but nobody on their team scares me, even roid eyed braun. So yes, I hate the brew, too, but it is nowhere near the rivalry like the Cubs vs red turds. The brew has to beat our Cubbies to really make things interesting. Is that going to happen this year? Doubt it. 3 more at Wrigley and 3 more at Wrigley north. Then the brew can go back to getting overlooked and fudgepacked by their cousin team in the nfl. Enjoy! GO CUBS GO!!!

  2. Mo

    Ryan Braun…hahaha!!! Brewers front office, again hahaha! The only rivalry we have with them is turning their stadium to Wrigley North! All of the Brewer fans are band wagon riders. Nothing special about that team at all. They will make their push for the playoffs, only to fall from what ever hole they crawled out of. There is no rivalry at all. If there was, they would not let us pack their stands for every single matchup. I took my kids to a Cubs game at Wrigley north this year in June and I quote my oldest son, ” Why are there so many CUBS fans here?”

    That should be really embarrassing to any and all Brewers fans. Point is, there is no rivalry, its just the CUBS fan base stretching their legs farther north.

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