This one shouldn’t come as a surprise, because you should know, that anyone that dons the green and yellow that make up the NFL’s ugliest uniform can have one of these files all to their own. In fact, I should go back, and give one to a few of the most hated cheese over the years; I could do that for weeks. But let’s start here.
Aaron Rodgers, welcome to your Hate File. I could have wrote this back in 2005, when the Packers drafted you, but nah; I actually felt kind of sorry for you… watching you sit there at the NFL draft… watching you slip all the way to the bottom of the first round. Yeah, I know… even we passed on you, opting to take Cedric Benson instead with the 4th overall pick. So I guess I have nobody to blame but ourselves for this… Still, the second you got drafted by the Packers, you were hated. But, there was another guy who had most of the hate. Yes, Brett Far-vra was the target back then; honestly, it’s unbelievable he doesn’t have one of his own… that’s coming soon. So there, you should feel good… you got yours first.
When you finally took over in 2008, after waiting 3 years on the bench behind Brittany… I have to give it to you… warming the bench for 3 years after touted as one of the best QBs to come out, when other guys are able to come in and have an impact in year 1… yeah, I’m sure it was lots of fun learning from Brett… him teaching you how to model those Wrangler jeans and all… So yeah, you finally got your shot, and… no playoffs. But in 2009, you got better, and made the playoffs… but lost. So 0-1 in your first 2 years after waiting 3 years to start; nah, the hate really didn’t kick in yet.
I’d have to say the hate took full effect in 2010. Yes, that was the year you beat the Bears in the playoffs and won your one and only Super Bowl. That was the year the hate was born for our QB too, but he has a file already, and this is not about him. Yes, you got a Super Bowl, congrats you ugly bastard. How have you done since?
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Well, you certainly have carved out a career as a future State Farm agent, with all those commercials… discount double dick. How many commercials have you made since then? 10, 20? Well, it’s about 10 or 20 more Super Bowls than you’ve won since then too. You’re overrated dude. Everybody wants to lick your ass, and call you a great QB… OK, you are a great QB, but one of the greatest? Never that bro.
A great QB, out of all the positions in sports, links their legacy to winning Super Bowls. Wait, let me check… yeah, 1 Super Bowl in 13 years. That doesn’t sound too great to me. And yes, I know, the Bears haven’t won any in that timeframe, but you know what?? We haven’t had a great QB… like ever. So for a franchise to be so fricking lucky like the Packers to have 2 back to back franchise QBs, and see each of them only win 1 each in almost 30 years… that doesn’t sound like you took advantage of being so great. Besides that Super Bowl year, a 5-7 lifetime playoff record??? Yeah, you’re awesome. Yeah, you’re worth every penny of that big contract you signed, sure. Packers=Suckers… clogging up their salary cap for the next how many ever years with all that dough. And now, we may have finally found a QB that is close to the luck the Packers had over the last 30 years… watch out. We’ll start to see that next Sunday night.
And for your sake, I hope the ink on that contract dries by then. Because when Roquan comes running around the corner and flattens your ass, and you start quacking like the duck in the Geico commercials, trying to kiss who you think is Danica on the field, but it’s really Mike McCarthy, you and the Packers will never be the same. But hey, you could always grow that mustache back and head out to San Fernando Valley where you could make some money with old Brett and those Wranglers. You suck, Packers suck. You’re welcome! Bear Down!
Mo
To me, Green Bay is just the St Louis of the north, but at least good cheese comes out of there. Rogers has his moments, but lets talk about the 90 pound elephant in the room. Jordy Nelson, how he was discarded like some 6 week moldy old cheese….is there something on this guy that we are not aware of? You could not afford him, but Rogers gets tons of cheddar??? This makes no sense, the guy busted his ass for a really long time and was part of the reason why Rogers got that money. Lets face the facts, Rogers is not Brady….Brady has no good WRs to throw to, he makes good WRs. Rogers needed Nelson to become what he is now…arguably, the 2nd best QB in the league today. However that window is closing fast with all the new QBs now a days.
Dumping Nelson, is like the Bears telling a certain MLB to F off after all the years of service. Rogers should not get this Hate File, the town of GB deserves it!