Ah yes, the first Hate File of 2023; we didn’t do too bad in 2022. 6 Hate Files was an upgrade over 2 in 2020; what the hell was wrong with me that year? Only 3 in 2019 too… Jesus Christ; I have to get with it. Is all my hate already out there? Do I have nothing, nobody new that is generating those strong negative feelings inside my body? Well, we got one! It shouldn’t be that surprising; after all, he did go to Duke…
Yeah, Mr. Flat Earth decided he was unhappy again this week and requested a trade; poor baby… he’s just never happy anywhere he goes. What a stroke. Dude is making millions of dollars playing a game and is constantly bitching? Why can’t guys just play the game? The game that they are getting paid millions of dollars to do. Yes, we know… everybody has an opinion; some of us think this opinion makes us the smartest person in the room. Meet Kyrie Irving, the subject of our 57th Hate File.
Here’s the thing; these guys have a following… these superstar athletes, musicians, movie stars, shit, even politicians. What they say, some people listen to, which gives them a bigger responsibility to not be a total jack ass. Sorry, I didn’t ask that you made all this money, and had influence either; poor babies… I know, it must suck not being able to go to Starbucks like a normal person… boo hoo. Make your own damn coffee. If you don’t want it, then maybe you should move to Siberia to have some peace and quiet. While you’re here, getting rich off your talents on the court, how about we don’t add fuel to the fire where everybody wants to turn everybody against each other? So stupid that people don’t see this. But let’s get back to the court, you know, the reason we even know your name.
Yes, World B Flat, as he is known in some circles, has only played more than 70 games in 3 out of 12 NBA seasons; you know how to fix that? Your salary should be pro-rated based on the number of games you play; I bet a whole lot of guys would be playing 82 then, huh? Sitting out for this or that reason, stubbed your toe, need your pamper changed… whatever. Spoiled ass MFer. This dude has what, 3-4 rings? Haha… yeah, he did carry LeBum and the Cavs to that one title; I was actually happy about that… since it knocked the 73-9 Warriors right off that pedestal, which leaves the 72-10 Bulls still standing there. He WAS the reason the Cavs won that year, you know that right? LeBum needed somebody to take the big shots, and he found him. Once Irving left to go to Boston, who knew he wouldn’t be happy there, LeBlame took his talents to LALA land… a perfect landing spot for his fake ass. Wait, stay focused… this is about Kyrie. Yeah, his Celtics stint didn’t last… he was “unhappy” again. On to Brooklyn; surely he’ll stick there. After all, he was playing with some other pretty decent talent aka KD. But noooo… wittle baby Kywie is unhappy again. I was so happy he went to Dallas…. haha. I just feel bad for Luka.
It’s the owners fault, that they let these spoiled brat divas run their teams; can’t believe Cuban grabbed him. Well, I guess I can see it; after Luka, that team is total dog shit. And now, they have another pile of one. Maybe Kyrie will do good down there; maybe he won’t. Maybe I really don’t give a rat’s ass. I do know one thing, we’ll soon be hearing how he wants out of there too; that’s just how he rolls… but he better be careful, he may just roll right off the edge of the earth one day. Amazing how many stupid people there are out there…. Good luck Kyrie, you bitch.
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