January 13, 2019: The Hate Files XXXVIII

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This one didn’t take long. It’s an example of a team that I didn’t have a problem with. A team that wasn’t near as good as my team, but was gifted a playoff win…yeah, playoff win. Knocking my team out of the playoffs will almost certainly earn you a spot on this prestigious list. Let’s open up the Hate File for the Philadelphia Eagles.

They could have been on this list 17 years ago, when they participated in one of the worst games I have ever attended. It was the one and only Bears playoff game I attended. The Eagles marched into Soldier Field and beat our boys; I was drunk and depressed leaving the stadium that day. I can’t believe they dodged this bullet then. They even cost me a chunk of money the following year when the Bucs beat them in the NFC Championship game; the Bucs made it back for me plus some in the Super Bowl. No, it didn’t even stop me from rooting for them in 2005 in the Super Bowl against the Pats; it was the Pats after all. Yes, and I was even happy when they won their first Super Bowl last year. Now, that’s all gone.

It wasn’t all their fault. Well, it was an ex-Eagle who missed the kick that made it official. But the pain that was felt after that… brought on some strong feelings. Seeing the Eagles run on the field celebrating like they actually won that game, and weren’t gifted it. Lucky ass bastards. Nick Foles, scrub ass quarterback. Alshon Jeffery, talking that crap…jumping up, playing to the crowd after his first catch. I couldn’t wait for them to get theirs. I didn’t realize I’d be so lucky and only have to wait until the following Sunday to see it happen. Karma is a bitch they say; it will catch up to you. Foles Magic long gone. Alshon, best hands in the league, lets a pass go right through his hands for the game deciding pick. Wow! That was just what the doctor ordered. How you like it Eagles?

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Well, I don’t like you any longer, in fact, I hate you. And seeing that we’ll be matching up in the regular season next year, and who knows, maybe a playoff game, I can’t wait to deliver some more payback at our own hands. Until then, I’ll hate you and your stupid ass fans. Yeah, the fans certainly get an assist in releasing the hate. Talking all that ying yang after the way we lost last week. Right back at you this week. Instant payback. Seeing the Eagles lose was the final recovery aid I needed. Seeing them get eliminated the week after they eliminated us, helped me release this hate, and will help me move on, and close the book on the NFL season; I couldn’t bear to see them moving on…a team that really shouldn’t have ever been in the playoffs.

I hope you enjoyed your Super Bowl, because you won’t be back any time soon. No, now that your magic man is all out of tricks, and Alshon is all out of stick em, and your fans are all out of brains…well, they never had them, it’s time to go back to rooting for one of your other teams. So stuff a cheese steak up your ass, take this Clubber Lang punch to your balls, and enjoy the start of many more losses. They’ve only just begun. Phuck the Eagles! I hate you very much. Thank you.

2 Responses

  1. MK

    Welcome to the hate philly! Other than the egurls, I really have nothing against philly. The phillies do not bother me, even though they picked up Jake last year. The 76ers were a doormat for the 90s Bulls. The flyers are what they are, and they sure as hell lost to the Bhawks in the 2010 finals, so no real lasting hate there. If they would have beat the Bhawks, then I’m sure this would be a 2nd philly team with a hate file. The problem with the egurls is because of what happened with our Bears. Yes, they won it all last year with cinderella foles as their qb…congrats! Even alshon was able to get a ring because of it…ok, fine. Then to lose to them the way the Bears did, and everyone act like the egurls were so good, please. How quickly could it come right back around for them? Well, even though the Bears did not dish it out, karma did, and the payback was swift. Driving for a potential game winning td and a pass goes right through alshon’s hands. What, not through the best hands in the league? Yep, right through them for an easy pick to end the game and philly’s season. So sorry, not sorry. You still suck alshon, and the cinderella role is over foles, so is your season. I cannot wait to play them next season and dish out some payback of our own. What a great divisional weekend! colts lose, cowgirls lose, and the egurls lose…the trifecta I wished for is complete! Bears Super Bowl before the egurls ever get close again!
    BEAR DOWN!!!

  2. Mo

    We did not lose, we beat us, if that makes sense. A kicker that misses FGs is like a brand new car that won’t start, no point in keeping. I do not feel sorry one bit and he should be bagging groceries at Trader Joe’s by now. wink wink….why he made comments I have no idea. Keep your mouth closed and keep walking!

    I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS WAS NOT ADDRESSED AND WAS IGNORED!!!!!

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