See what happens when I get a little time? Damn I burning through this stuff; I’m actually ahead of the game? Slow down there big boy. Let’s wrap up these Vegas tales for now.
From Westward Ho to the Imperial Palace, Excalibur (yeah I stood there too) to New York New York to Monte Carlo (there too) to Planet Hollywood, to the classic and favorite Flamingo, viva Las Vegas! I’ve shared many of those stories in the past handful of blogs; there are many stories I haven’t even got to. Like I said, there are some that I will NOT get to, but others… yeah, there are others.
What about the time when the boys got together and acted crazy trashing a hotel room at the Excalibur, throwing a vodka bottle out a 21st floor window; yeah, not our finest moment. Or how about the time I was playing limit hold’em at the Monte Carlo and caught a straight flush; the wheel in spades, and kept betting back and forth with this guy who thought he had the nuts? Yeah, that’s more like it… pulling in a huge pot plus getting a high hand bonus and getting my name written down in the poker log. Cha ching! Or how about that diving board they named after me at the Flamingo after I lost about $2000 in a few nights? Ouch; it’s only money right? Why do you think I love the movie Hangover so much? We’ve fricking lived it that’s why! OK, so maybe I didn’t get married to a stripper and give her my grandmother’s holocaust ring (wait, did I?), but I did get married, not in Vegas, and I did know a stripper or two, but whatever…
The bottom line is that we survived it all, and had a hell of a time doing it. I didn’t knock up some chick. I didn’t wake up naked at a bus stop off the strip. I didn’t waste my life savings. I didn’t have to attend any AA or GA meetings; should I? I didn’t get thrown in jail, at least not in Vegas. We came, we saw, we conquered; well, two out of three ain’t bad.
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But what do you really need in life? The Beatles show told us all we needed was love; I got plenty of that. Having our health, being OK financially… through it all, like my son’s first communion pamphlet says, I am blessed. Every day above ground is a good day, que no?
So let’s put this temporary bow on Vegas, until we unwrap the gift again. “Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire”… Viva baby.
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