October 17, 2018: The Hate Files XXXVI

This has been a long time coming.  Actually, this is one that can be written almost every week.  This one is for all those stupid people.

It’s amazing how many of them are out there.  How did they get so stupid?  I think to myself, am I ever that stupid?  The answer is… yes, I’ve done plenty of stupid things when I was drunk.  The biggest percentage of stupid things that I’ve done in my life have been when I have been under the influence.  It’s no excuse, it’s just the truth.  There are other, sober stupid things that I have done.  But some stupid things I have never done.  Let’s start with a few.

Getting on the train before people get off.  This was always one of my biggest pet peeves, and now, that I’m back on the train regularly, I see it all the time.  What world are these people from?  Who doesn’t know to let people off the train before boarding?  That seems like common sense to me, but it’s clear that not everybody has that same thought.  I mean, the conductor even reminds folks… “let them off first…”   The other day I was standing by the entrance.  The train was packed; rush hour coming downtown is usually always packed.  So I was standing by the entrance/exit because there was nowhere else to go.  We were packed on there like sardines.  When we pull up to the station, I step off the train to let anybody off that needs to get off.  This day was no different, except my back was to the exit.  Instead of turning around, I just sort of backed out.  And wouldn’t you know it… somebody was trying to sneak on.  I backed up right in their face; I think he may have pressed his face right against my back.  I didn’t budge.  When the few people exited, I just walked forward right back on the train.  He’s lucky he only got my back in his face… another one of the stupid people.

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I could go on here… obviously.  Stupid people on the road, stupid people walking downtown, stupid people in my neighborhood…. so much potential here.  But we’ll leave it here for now; have to get back to sports talk.  So much going on right now.  Hawks back up, Bulls starting up, baseball winding down, and Bears Pats this Sunday.  Where to start?  But before that, I’m going to end this entry….

LET PEOPLE GET OFF THE TRAIN OR THE ELEVATOR BEFORE YOU GET ON.  Do we really have to post those signs up for these stupid people?  Not sure, but it is official, I hate them, and that’s the name of the game.  I’ve done Chicago Bikers, Cheap Skates, Idiot Drivers, and Lazy Snow Brushers; now we complete Stupid People I.  Yes, I’m going to put a I in back of it, because there will be more.  Maybe I need to be more specific on my next one, like People Who Don’t Pick Up Their Dog Poop.  Coming soon to a Hate File near you…  Peace!